Excerpts from my first competitive match in CS:GO

Competitive as in the game mode. 2k MMR pubs don't go for competitions.

/ 1 /

*buys scout*

Me: LET'S GOOOOO!

Teammate: No bunnie, don't use that gun.

Me: Why? :(

Teammate: Seriously, just don't. Just....just put it down okay? Use your famas.

Me:

/ 2 /

*is the last person left alive on my team*

Opponent: KNIFE THAT PUSSAYYYY!

BANG! -headshot-

Me; ?? Whose head just exploded???

Opponent: *sheepish silence*

Me: HA.

/ 3 /

*just got MVP for pistol round*

Me (allchat): OMG I GOT A STAR!

Me (teamchat): OMG I just typed to all @@

Teammates: Good job bunnie.

Opponent: Good for you.

Me: Sorry, it's my first time.

Anyway, we won the first match and lost the second one.

I got 2 MVP stars in the second match! But I forgot to screenshot it :(

Oh well. Try harder tomorrow! :D